old enough to scare crows away

How many corporate pharmaceutical employees does it take to "deploy" a corporate pharmaceutical laptop?

Answer: 6.

"No wonder our stock is down!"

At least they're chipper about it right? And yes, I sold out to the man 3 years earlier than expected. But it's only temporary, and he's not paying me.

For those interested in my everyday minutia, my legs are useless. I went to the Indy Zen center this past weekend for an assignment. There I was confronted with 108 rapid succession bows (as in head-to-the-floor) in an incense filled room. The following day I had trouble putting my pants on. Later, a quaint old woman passed me on the stairs of a parking garage, and then shouted encouragement from the bottom. She said she was 82, and better able to do stairs since her knee replacement ten years ago. What had I done to myself? Did I need surgery too?

It's much better today. Though it does occasionally feel like I'm falling laterally instead of walking.

And no, the title to this post has nothing to do with its actual contents. Except that it, too, made me smile, I suppose.