Fox Sports World only shows the Rugby World Cup at inconvenient times of day. I just can't stay up until 3 AM to watch England vs. Georgia, and 4:30 isn't much better. Last night I saw France play Fiji; right now I'm watching Scotland play Japan. The Fijians dwarfed the French almost as much as the Scots dwarf the Japanese. It's comedic. If I didn't know better I would have thought they had done some trick with the camera, making the Scots look head and shoulders above their opponents.

I see what they're doing. Nothing gets past me. Next they'll have a pop rendition of "Scots Wha Hae" by Britney Spears on the radio, and what then?