Lo! New layout, courtesy of the sister person.

I have mixed feelings. It is very impressive -- my sister is now, in my mind, an html god, and I may have to make ritual code sacrifices at her divine alter -- but I miss the old layout. It was simple. Somehow I feel this layout is meant for someone who takes blogging more seriously than I do.

I have blasphemed. I should now lay prostrate on the floor and beg my sister's forgiveness for the ingratitude with which I have treated her ineffable creation. But upon further thought, it seems to me that the floor is rather far down, and what's more, it's hard. Lying prostrate on it sounds uncomfortable. And what if someone trips over me and becomes irrevocably injured? My cat, for instance, is constantly racing in and out of rooms, recklessly chasing catnip toys without paying the slightest attention to any obstacles in her way. She'd likely catch one of her little kitty feet on my prone form, causing her to go tumbling into a wall and shattering her little kitty hip.

No. I cannot possibly be held responsible for that, no matter how urgent my wish for absolution.

Instead, I will play video games and munch on a cookie in a very penitent manner.