Cary man declares in court he's his own country.

Obviously, this is ridiculous; this man does not at all qualify as a body politic. However, Bessrovia is an altogether different creature. Tomorrow morning, in fact, an assembly will be held in Closetville durying which Bessrovia's Declaration of Independence will be read aloud for approval. Among the expected attendees are Edward Bear and Barney T. Dinosaur. President Barbie will preside.