Secretly, you knew it was true.
Cue millions of adolescent hearts breaking.
In other news, I slipped and fell while playing football with the kids today. It was pretty much awesome.
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Who, Me?
- Bess
- Indianapolis, Indiana, United States
- Senior anthropology and history major at Butler University. Current property of my honors thesis.
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Let's all be surprised. I laughed until I nearly wet myself. It was almost enough to drown out the screaming of Meijer pharmacy patrons. They're so angry. I think once you reach a certain age, you should be able to pick an illicit drug and get it in unlimited quantities. At least then maybe they'd leave me alone about their damned Sonata. Sleepy? Here's some cocaine, you don't need to sleep anymore.
Beth. Thank you for that. We need to start hanging out more often. Seriously.
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